Our Senior Interviewer, Terry Vision has made the trip to Kyiv... to find out that the only drink in the entire stadium is a Ukrainian approximation of tea. Still, the EBU's Kath Locket is going to try and calm him down with this year's press handout...

Vision. Terry Vision. How can you sum up the Malmö adventures of our Senior Interviewer in Malmo in just three minutes? Like this.

The problem with the hot headed italians, is simple. They are hot headed italians. And they don't put up with senior interviewers such as Terry Vision after a long two weeks at the Eurovision Song Contest.

Sarah Dawn Finer, the lady that stole the hearts of Eurovision fans around the world, meets Terry Vision, the man that steals the hearts of the Eurovision singers. But Terry has desires on another woman from the EBU... Lynda Woodruff.

The problem with Eurovision is when you wake up after a busy night partying at the EuroClub and you have to check who you're with. Hopefully it's not the same face that haunted you after Baku....