Welcome to ESC Insight’s Head of Delegation Simulator (2016 Edition). We’ve gathered together all the Eurovision 2016 news stories, backstage rumours and mixed in some stuff we made up so your Eurovision story is as realistic as legally possible.
Every Eurovision fan secretly thinks they’ve got what it takes to bring the big glass microphone home for their country. Well, now’s your chance to experience the highs and lows of being Head of Delegation for one of 2016’s Eurovision Song Contest contenders without having to go through the trouble of having a career in broadcast media first.
Not only that, but in a pointlessly wonderful first, ESC Insight’s Head of Delegation Simulator 2016 is the first computer game written within the Eurovision Bubble.
Loving it – probably the first roleplay game I’ve ever seen for Eurovision!
You need to have a quick look at your code – it gave me all the alternative endings for Montenegro, although it was looking really good for Natalia Vucic, winner of X Factor Adria… 🙂
Maybe it’s my end but I got the same happen for Austria and Russia too 🙁
Hot fix in the code in place, try again!
Hooray, I won for Iceland. Wonder if they’ll hire me for 2017?
I got through and won with Croatia. Didn’t seem too difficult.
I won with a Swiss boyband and a pyro curtain. Well that’s rubbish obviously. lol. But yay me.
I won with Australia 😀
Thanks for fixing this – I managed to win Eurovision for Bulgaria!
Unfortunately, as I wasn’t really taking it that seriously in case it crashed again, my balladeer’s name was Bum Bum…
You really do forget all dignity when you try to grab Bum Bum for a hasty selfie! lol 🙂
Martin, does Poli know you call her that?
I’m not that well acquainted with Poli to give her pet names lol
You could never call Poli a balladeer though, could you? 🙂
I managed to win with Greece… I called my singer “Debts”
Won with an Austrian boy band performing with holograms of them nude with goats somehow combined with politically charged lyrics referencing a past conflict..
That … sounds like quite a performance.
This was a fun idea. Have you got any San Marino references worked in by any chance?
1st attempt – The Netherlands: 5th place
2nd attempt – Albania: Winner
I won from the first attempt for Bulgaria and named by singer AzisS!
I am from Albania and I want to represent my country but I swear that this game never gives you the chance to be Albania
Maria Kurwska won for Poland!!! KURWA! KURWA
First try: Switzerland, top 10
Second try: Belgium, top 5
Third try: Belgium, winner
Fourth try: Cyprus, winner
Fifth try: Finland, winner
Sixth try: Georgia, winner
I think i got it figured out. Just maybe.
Fantastic Ellie. First try I’ve got top 5 for Serbian Diva Sanja with a big peace ballad called Silver and Love. That’s what you can achieve if you keep your act out of the Euroclub and save their voice!
This time I deliberately tried to score Null Points and seem to have crashed your simulator. Sorry about that. Maybe my act ‘The Fanboys’ made one too many trips to the Euroclub.
1st time – Finland – 10th place
2nd time – Malta – Winner
3rd time – Denmark – Didn’t qualify
4th time – Slovenia – 5th place
5th time – The Netherlands – 5th place
6th time – Bosnia & Herzegovina – Winner
7th time – Azerbaijan – 5th place
8th time – Australia – Winner
When I was doing my country, the UK, It crashed at the near-end just like with France.
I won with Belgium with a diva called Millie Lixzari, congrats Millie! And congrats Belgium! Maybe they will hire me?
Is it still available?